Today I lay in the Sun (by Daisy)

Today I lay in the sun for over 3 hours whilst my personal assistant scrubbed the decks all around me, he even lifted me up and moved me so he could scrub underneath. After lunch I went for a run on the beach and chased some Seaguls which got me very wet and muddy so my slave hosed me down and I shook myself all over his nice clean deck. I then lay down again to have a sleep and dry off. Unfortunately the wind turbine was whirring so my slave wired in a switch so he could turn it off so it didn't disturb my rest.

By Daisy "lazy" Dog